- I'm writing a novel
- Yes, me neither
I had thought that while I was on maternity leave I was going to write a novel.
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Or in parent parlance, Ha ha bonk. (That, as Ahlberg fans will know, was the sound of me laughing so hard my head fell off.) Write a novel? I didn't even have time to read one.
I had big, BIG plans for my maternity leave namely to start my own baking business and write
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Most days, I don't even shower.
Great blog title
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I was going to take up sewing. My mum compounded this fantasy by telling me babies sleep a lot so I'd have plenty of free time. Later she admitted the baby years are all a blur and she can't actually remember anything specific about them...
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